It's a cold, rainy day here, and I'm so fucking bored that after my workout and lunch, I spent the afternoon lying on the couch watching Roseanne reruns on two different channels. The effort it took to switch back and forth and remember the plot lines on both shows proved to be too much for me to handle, so I took a nap. I need a shower, and the grapes I just ate weren't quite crunchy enough for me.

It's a shit day. I hope y'all are having a much better time than me.